Hello All! Its been forever since I posted. I changed jobs & my PC broke & I have no access to a PC. I'm absolutely in love with my Evo Shift & will NEVER go back to BB! As soon as I get another PC I'll post walls again. I hope everyone is doing well & has a very merry holiday season!
If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way. Unknown Author
In their hearts women think that it is men's business to earn money and theirs to spend it. Arthur Schopenhauer
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires. Unknown Author
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say! Unknown Author
When men and women die as poets sung, His heart's the last part moved, her last, the tongue. Benjamin Franklin
You can't buy love on eBay. Unknown Author
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Unknown Author
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. Brendan Francis
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charlie Brown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. Adrienne Gusoff
If you want peace in the house, do what your wife wants. African proverb
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie
I was married for nine years. Eight of those years were very passionate. But… well, passion's a mild word for it, really. It's… well, it was more like war. Alan Bates - An Unmarried Woman (film)
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Law and love are the same; romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. Ally McBeal
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Unknown Author
Love at first sight is cured by the second look. American proverb
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. Unknown Author
"In literature as in love we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois
"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." Unknown Author
"A man who is honest with himself wants a woman to be soft and feminine, careful of what she's saying and talk like a man. Ann-Margret
" No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Unknown Author
