If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way. Unknown Author
In their hearts women think that it is men's business to earn money and theirs to spend it. Arthur Schopenhauer
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires. Unknown Author
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say! Unknown Author
When men and women die as poets sung, His heart's the last part moved, her last, the tongue. Benjamin Franklin
You can't buy love on eBay. Unknown Author
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Unknown Author
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. Brendan Francis
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charlie Brown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
